It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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