is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I'm really busy with my period
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