party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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