"it" just moved
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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