my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
operation harelip BJ is a go
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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