Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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