...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we have officially lost it.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
