just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Oh god it's open bar.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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