the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
vagina is talking i cant
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
so much tequila, so little girl.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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