He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
