I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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