it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Redeem this text for a blowjob
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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