: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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