the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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