Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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