walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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