Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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