I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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