I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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