Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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