question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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