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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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