Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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