Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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