I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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