two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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