i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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