i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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