He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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