It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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