come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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