If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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