Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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