I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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