ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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