Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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