Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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