that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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