anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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