69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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