i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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