i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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