Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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