i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Found the puke drawer
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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