Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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