so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
