walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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