I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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