counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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