Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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