Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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