Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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