Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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