So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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