I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Dicks are not precious.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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