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(503): View more from Oregon

Me too!

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

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Where are you?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Strip Club

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.

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(419): View more from Ohio

when I sang my humps to you I meant it.

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(616): View more from Michigan

im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me

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(416): View more from Toronto

You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes

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(209): View more from California

Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island

(209): View more from California

The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have

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(206): View more from Washington

He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro

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